A few weeks ago I was reading an article in Money magazine about a couple who retired at 40. While they do live frugally in relatively low-cost St. Louis, the primary reason they were able to retire is that they each served for 20 years in the military and now receive a pension of $58,500 per year. They will receive this amount, adjusted for inflation, for the rest of their lives! On top of that, they get health coverage forever as well.

Obviously there are some important issues involved in working in the military. A sense of national duty, risk of injury and even death, possibly lower pay, and constant relocation, just to name a few. But let’s just focus on the financial aspects here. I knew military pensions were good, but I didn’t know they started as soon as you retired. I figured they’d kick in at 60 or 65, not right away. How much is that pension really worth? How much would a civilian job-jumper have to put away to replicate it?

Converting A Pension To A Lump Sum
A pension income is essentially what is provided by an immediate annuity. You pay a lump sum, and in return you get a constant stream of payments for the rest of your life. According to the quote estimates at ImmediateAnnuities.com, a policy that provides $58,500 of lifetime income per year starting at age 40 is worth a million dollars. This is without inflation adjustments, as I couldn’t find an instant quote for that. There are a ton of different options to these annuities, and there are tax implications to boot, so I’m just giving a ballpark number here. (You can estimate your own lump sum number by multiplying your desired income by 17.)

In addition, I can’t properly estimate how much the lifetime of health insurance is worth, but it has to be worth at least another $100,000-$200,000. The article lists their net worth at about $500,000, but really it is the equivalent of around $1.75 million for someone with no pension. At 40 years old, that is quite impressive.

Converting Lump Sum To Savings Rate
So let’s take an even million dollars. According to this simple savings calculator, if I assume an 5% annualized return on my investments (after-inflation), to end up with a millions dollars, that would be the same as saving $2,500 every single month for 20 years (in today’s dollars).

One way to to look at this is that their pension benefit was like receiving an additional $30,000 per year on top of their previous income. This is not to say this was any easy path and you have to have special resolve to stay for 20 years, which does not sound like an easy task at all.

I haven’t picked up any other great tips since then, so here are my 5 Romantic Yet Money-Saving Ideas For Valentine’s Day that I posted last year. My wife and I both have long days tonight with work and all, so we’re moving it to another day. Tonight it’s just ice cream and the couch. Hope things go smoothly for the rest of y’all!

Instead of simply giving us higher interest rates on savings account, it seems that the big banks are relying on gimmicks to spur account openings. Here are a few. Most involve some convoluted scheme, but they still include the potential for some profit.

Bank of America: Keep The Change

You’ll need a checking account, a savings account, and a check debit card. If you charge say $4.05 on your debit card, $5 is taken from your checking account, but $0.95 is placed in your savings account. During the first three months, they match 100%, which means another 95 cents will be thrown in by BofA at the end of the year, max $250.

Best case scenario, you get 99 cents for charging $1.01 (or even 1 cent). This has led to many people trying various techniques to max out the $250 bonus. Examples: Pumping $1.01 or $2.01 of gas at a time, buying individual stamps from an automated postal machine, paying $1.01 towards your cell phone bill, or using the self-checkout lane at the supermarket and paying for small items you’d buy anyway. You definitely need to be committed to get $250. 🙂

Wachovia Bank: Way2Save

Again, you have a checking account, a special Way2Save savings account, and a check card. For each check card purchase or electronic payment (online billpay or automatic debit), $1 of your own money is moved to the Way2Save account. In addition, you can transfer up to $100 a month from checking to Way2Save. So the amount of money that can be placed into this account is greatly limited.

The special Way2Save account pay 5% APY over the first year, plus an additional 5% bonus at the end of the year. They even have a handy Way2Save calculator to estimate your earnings. (Be sure to compare against a regular 4% savings account.) People might try gaming this by opening multiple accounts, or making lots of electronic transfers.

Washington Mutual Bank: Savings For Success

You’ll need a checking account and a special Savings for Success account. You can open with up to $500. Then set up automatic monthly transfers from your checking to savings (up to $500 per month) for the rest of the year (11 transfers). You cannot make withdrawals during the first year. Your account with earn from 5.50% to 6.50% APY for a year, depending on your state. People also might try opening multiple accounts for this one.

Biggest catch: This program is limited currently to Texas, Illinois, Georgia, and Washington. The rest of us will have to be satisfied with their online-only 4.25% APY savings + checking account combination.

Here are some more links from my weekend reading:

Nina of Queercents found out the hard way that Home Equity Lines of Credit (HELOCs) can be revoked! It was done because her property value had dropped significantly, which makes sense. But not only was it through no adverse action of her own, she had to pay closing costs and various other fees upfront. A classic case of heads I win, tails you lose.

NCN of No Credit Needed has been blogging about living without credit and getting out of debt for two years now. You can read virtually all he knows about debt reduction here.

Heard of the debt snowball? Jaimie of PaidTwice explains the related concept of debt snowflakes. Via Get Rich Slowly.

Pinyo of Moolanomy shares an interview with author Larry Swedroe. I’ve actually got two of his books sitting on my desk right now – the newer Wise Investing Made Simple and the classic The Only Guide to a Winning Investment Strategy You’ll Ever Need. Too bad all this house-buying stuff is getting in the way of me reading them!

You read it correctly, a new site called NotchUp is trying to replace pricey headhunters by actually paying people hundreds of dollars to interview. The twist is that they are actually looking for people who are already happily employed! From this article at NetworkWorld:

You say you wouldn’t interview with Company X if they paid you?

A startup called NotchUp is betting that’s a bluff.

Debuting this morning at Network World’s DEMO 08 in Palm Desert, Calif., NotchUp founders Jim Ambras and Rob Ellis tell me that 15,000 people a day are signing up for their new eBay-like employment service – based solely on word of mouth. The founders are convinced employers will pay hundreds of dollars directly to people they would like to interview — especially those not actively in the job market — because it will bring them better candidates faster.

So how does it work?

To get started, simply register, create a profile (which is similar to an online resume), and set an interview price. Your interview price is the price at which you’ll talk to prospective employers. Once you’ve created your profile, companies will search it and make you paid offers to interview if you have the skills and experience they’re looking for. Accept the offers you’re interested in, go to the interviews, and we’ll collect the money and transfer it to you.

It’s free to join, and you can even estimate how much you should ask for an interview with their calculator. For the type of professionals that they are targeting, I would actually say the price is about right. You’d still have to be careful about your current employer though, don’t want to ruffle any feathers. It’d be cool if this company merged with LinkedIn or something. Thanks to Stephen for the tip.

Yes, here’s yet another new financial service vying for your attention. This time it’s RevolutionMoneyExchange, which is a person-to-person payment system similar to PayPal. It’s free to send, receive, and withdraw money, but the only funding source allowed is your bank account (no credit cards). It will be interesting to see if it gains some traction (and if eBay allows them as a payment option). Currently, they are offering a $25 bonus just for signing up. Here’s mine:

However, you’ll have to submit your Social Security Number to verify your identity, so I had to do a little digging first. According to this article in American Banker, it is backed by Citi, Morgan Stanley, and Deutsche Bank AG, which participated in a $50 million venture capital round. The parent company was formed by bajillionaire Steve Case, co-founder and former CEO of AOL, and the son of the former CEO of Mastercard. Also mentioned in USA Today.

Also, there is no hard credit check done using your SSN. It says clearly at the top “This information is not used to review your credit history or to establish new credit.”

For a while, the site OfficialPayments.com has been offering people a way to pay a variety of federal, state, and local taxes with their credit card. While you can earn rewards for doing so, the 2.49% processing fee usually canceled everything out. Enter the Citi Cash Returns MasterCard, which offers 5% cash back on purchases for 3 months, with no caps or limits. (Update 4/23: Promotion has changed.)

The trick is then to load up your card as much as you can during the promotional 3 month period. In this case, if you used Official Payments to pay your tax bills which you used to pay by bank account, you’d stll be left with 2.51% of profit on your tax payments, or $251 for each $10,000 in taxes paid. This is especially applicable to me, as I underwitheld my taxes (without penalty) in 2007 by at least $10,000.

Who Else Can You Pay This Way?
Besides federal income taxes and estimated tax payments for sure, there are actually a good variety of options:

Official Payments is the trusted payment services partner of the United States Internal Revenue Services, 25 state governments, the District of Columbia, more than 2,500 local and municipal government agencies, more than 400 colleges and universities, and other public and private interests in all 50 states.

Use the the Who Can I Pay? and enter your zip code for the full list in your area. Being able to pay state income taxes online would be worth at least another $100 in my pocket…

Something More Controversial…
If you’re like me and you know you’ll owe some amount by April 15th to settle your tax bill and avoid late-payment penalties, why not just play it safe and overpay by a safe margin? Then you can file a tax return extension until October 15th and file your actual return at your leisure later on. When you do, you’ll simply be refunded any overpaid tax amount. This is what I had to do last year anyway, even without the carrot of instant 2.51% return on my money.

Timing The 3-Month Window
I’ve been waiting for a good 3-month window where I can max out this card. Given this tax situation and also all my upcoming new house expenses – home improvement, hardwood floors, furniture, moving, etc. – I think the timing is right. I applied tonight, but didn’t get an instant decision, most likely due to my recent move. I’ve been taking it very light on the credit cards lately, so I see no reason not to get approved. 🙂

Confused about the stimulus package? Here’s a quick summary from Bloomberg:

Bush and House lawmakers yesterday agreed on a $150 billion economic stimulus package aimed at avoiding an election-year recession. About $100 billion would pay for tax rebates to about 117 million families and $50 billion for business tax breaks.

The package also addresses the growing number of housing foreclosures with a provision allowing Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, the largest U.S. mortgage-finance companies, to temporarily buy mortgages of as much as $729,750, up from the current limit of $417,000.

And here’s my short version:

• Singles: If you earn less than $75,000, you’ll get $600. Married couples: If you are filing jointly and earn less than $150,000 combined, and you’ll get $1,200. Additional $300 per kid. Additional details for each scenario in this Treasury Department Factsheet (thanks to commenter cek260).
• This is just the proposal they’ve agreed to vote on, but nothing has been approved yet. Bush hasn’t signed anything. Therefore, there is nothing you need to file or do yet in order to get your check. It is an election year, however…
• You won’t see any checks until May (read: June or July) at the earliest.
• Raising the conforming loan limit is good for folks like me who don’t want to pay 1% more interest for a Jumbo loan. Doesn’t really seem like something to help most middle-class folks, though. Seems to be mainly a product of lobbyists for the banking and housing industry.

But again, nothing firm has actually occurred yet, despite the news frenzy.

First. it was credit cards and their foreign transaction fee settlement. This time, it’s the De Beers diamond company accused of being a naughty monopoly and artificially raising diamond prices. They have reached a tentative settlement which you can learn all about at DiamondClassAction.com. For the consumer, they are proposing to split about $135 million (less fees) to the following eligible consumers:

All persons located in the United States who purchased any diamond or diamond jewelry or other products containing gem diamonds for personal use and not for resale between January 1, 1994 and March 31, 2006. For example, Consumers include people who purchased diamond jewelry to wear or to give as a gift.

Lawyers will get at least 1/3rd, so the pie is more like $80 million. The money will be pro-rated across all claimants, so the more approved claims that there are, the smaller the individual payments will be. In addition, if your share is less than $10.00, no check will be sent to you as a result of “prohibitive administrative costs”. Still, I filled out the form – they asked for name, address, e-mail, and basic jewelry info. Regarding proof:

If you did not buy a diamond or piece of diamond jewelry that cost over $10,000, you do not need to submit documentation at this time. Please remember to keep all documents showing your purchase, such as a receipt, invoice, insurance statement, appraisal, authenticity certificate, or other proof of purchase. You may need to send the documents to the Claims Administrator to prove your purchase at a later time.

I look forward to receiving my check for $15.61 in the year 2011. 😛 Thanks David for the tip.

Am I describing myself? Nah, just my selection of reading over this weekend:

Jeremy of GenXFinance offers a glimpse at his personal experiences while encouraging us not to make bad decisions during this volatile stock market.

My job has good and bad periods, and when the markets are up, everyone loves me and I hear nothing but good things. But at the same time, as soon as the markets begin to show some weakness, my phone is ringing constantly with worried investors. While you can occasionally talk some sense into certain people, others just go off and make irrational decisions.

Madame X of My Open Wallet has a series called New York Stories, which offers up real financial stories from real New Yorkers. I like it because these are kinds of stories you’d hear from your friends, if money wasn’t such a taboo topic. I particularly enjoyed the one by Escape Brooklyn.

Hazzard of Everybody Loves Your Money pointed me towards this post about the simple life. But if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that simple does not equate to easy. For example, why is it we have to work hard and remember tips to keep things simple? Hmm?!

J.D. of Get Rich Slowly has a nice discussion going on about how to find work that you love. I tend to think that some people really do need to love their work, while others are able to keep a certain amount of detachment from it.

Here are some follow-ups on some recent posts:

Cast Iron Skillet: The Ultimate Smart and Frugal Cookware?

• Amazon actually sent it separately by 2nd-day Air, I can only assume to make sure it arrived without damage. But sending a $15 pot by 2nd-day air? Curious.
• I’ve used it twice to cook steaks and then again for some veggies for fajitas. Seared and delicious! My only comment is that the 12″ model that I got is a beast. If I had to do it again, I’d go for the 10″ model or even the 8″ one to reduce the weight. At least I already own a 12″ lid that fits my skillet perfectly.

Merry Christmas Sweetie! I Got You… Nothing.

• I ended up stumbling onto something small but thoughtful that my wife would like. It’s something that I would have bought her anyways even if it wasn’t for Christmas, but it made me feel a tad less guilty. In any case, I still think it’s better to have unexpected displays of affection.

U-Haul vs. Penske Moving Truck Rentals: Share Your Story

• We ended up going with U-Haul for the local move. The U-Haul truck was pretty beat-up, but I carefully recorded all the dings (most were already marked with stickers) on the contract. Brakes were really mushy, but everything was in working order. We only ended up racking up about 32 miles, and it was pretty uneventful. I would use them again for another local move, but I would have gone with Penske for a long-distance move.

What Are We Saving For, Anyways? Our Life Goals and “Retirement” Plans

• I like these goals so much better, that I’m thinking of getting rid of my $1,000,000 status bar on top. Who cares if I’m 1% closer to a million every couple of months anyways? It doesn’t really even motivate me. I just need to think of a way to measure my progress that’s not simply an income number.

Either by coincidence or due to my subconscious, most of these links have to do with careers and jobs:

SVB at TheDigeratiLife explores the true costs of relocating. Most people move for jobs, but we moved for family first, and found jobs second. Not everyone can make such priorities work in real life, but with a combination of luck and hard work we were able to make it happen. I had written that our jobs had covered an increase in cost of living, but that was wrong. If you count in the higher cost of real estate, we would have definitely been better off financially by staying in Oregon.

Lily of TheHonestDollar isn’t sold on video resumes. I definitely don’t want to do that, text resumes are already hard enough. I like in-person interviews as they provide two-way communication.

Patrick at CashMoneyLife continues his series on applying for an MBA. Right now, all my friends seem to be either getting MBAs or law degrees. Did I miss a memo?

FiveCentNickel observes that beer prices are rising. I was just thinking today that grocery prices seem to be increasing a lot faster than the government inflation numbers that I read about. Even when buying less-processed items like herbs, vegetables, and raw meat for dinner, I was paying $15 for all the ingredients, which is almost as much as just going out to eat!

Mrs. Micah talks about becoming a Certified Financial Planner. I have done some superficial research into that career path. The thing is, I wouldn’t want to work on a commission basis when being in charge of other peoples’ financial well-being. However, it is very, very difficult to start out in this field as a fee-only planner. You have to respect those who go down that path – they could probably earn more money otherwise. I wouldn’t mind learning the material taught in the CFP courses, however.