E-Trade’s newest commercials (remember the baby?) have the basic premise of (1) you don’t have enough money and (2) to solve this, you should open an E-Trade brokerage account. The Super Bowl commercial was more specific: Don’t be 85 years old and #stillworkin. Here’s the full commercial from YouTube:
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DJ NANA IN DA HOUUUUUSE!
I would bet that that there are actual DJs now calling themselves “DJ Nana”.